Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral

It is because I already did

Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside

Low butt-crack syndrome affects millions of people, it is nothing to laugh at. We’re tired of our butts being the butt of every joke!

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies

What if you’re a little more rocaille?

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

Bitch don’t kill my Vibia

Reclass everyone to sorcerer / wizard - panic at fire immune bosses - ??? - win game

Please make it mammary related

Asking for a friend

96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?

My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails

who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎

This implies there could be a gay gluttony month and I’m all for it

This is some serious Siskoposting

It pairs great with the Khlav Kalash

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

I thought bats were nocturnal

In Quebec, we play fast and loose with license plate laws, just like our bridges and general road conditions 😎

What are you, the gender police? Here to arrest me with your gender-symbol handcuffs? Take me to gender jail? Make me do gay stuff with all my gender cellmates? Then what will you do with your free time, huh? Read the article that would tell you why there’s a picture of a woman when the title of the post is about men?

Ridiculous!

Remember when CBC radio apologized for calling Palestine a country?