AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoTrying to build viable third parties by voting for them in presidential elections is like trying to build a third door in your house by repeatedly walking into the wall where you want the door to be. message-squaremessage-square267fedilinkarrow-up1819arrow-down1110
arrow-up1709arrow-down1message-squareTrying to build viable third parties by voting for them in presidential elections is like trying to build a third door in your house by repeatedly walking into the wall where you want the door to be. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square267fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 day agoWe forgot the Alamo even though they told us not to.message-squaremessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1112arrow-down16
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareWe forgot the Alamo even though they told us not to.CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square37fedilink
SolidGrue@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agoWhen was the last time I changed the oil in my mower?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1137arrow-down115
arrow-up1122arrow-down1message-squareWhen was the last time I changed the oil in my mower?plus-squareSolidGrue@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agomessage-square64fedilink
Mr_No_Swearing@lemmy.zipEnglish · edit-27 hours agoCursing is when you use edgy filler words instead of saying something meaningful.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down161
arrow-up1-44arrow-down1message-squareCursing is when you use edgy filler words instead of saying something meaningful.plus-squareMr_No_Swearing@lemmy.zipEnglish · edit-27 hours agomessage-square56fedilink
whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 1 day agoTablets should be called Megaphonesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down116
arrow-up192arrow-down1message-squareTablets should be called Megaphonesplus-squarewhoisearth@lemmy.ca · 1 day agomessage-square8fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · edit-21 day agoAlthough incorrect, I believe I have better etymologies for the words "shooting the shit" and "horseshit" or "bullshit," rooted in the old west.plus-squarelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down123
arrow-up1-11arrow-down1imageAlthough incorrect, I believe I have better etymologies for the words "shooting the shit" and "horseshit" or "bullshit," rooted in the old west.plus-squarelemmy.dbzer0.comMelatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · edit-21 day agomessage-square3fedilink
athairmor@lemmy.world · 2 days agoDogs must think we only consider a couple rooms in the house our territorymessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down15
arrow-up1109arrow-down1message-squareDogs must think we only consider a couple rooms in the house our territoryathairmor@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square5fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 3 days agoIs JD Vance mad at cat ladies because they won't let him eat their cats?message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1314arrow-down113
arrow-up1301arrow-down1message-squareIs JD Vance mad at cat ladies because they won't let him eat their cats?Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square26fedilink
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 5 days agoVampires are evil because they're incapable of self-reflection.message-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1440arrow-down111
arrow-up1429arrow-down1message-squareVampires are evil because they're incapable of self-reflection.I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square25fedilink
VerbFlow@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoIt's best to judge people by their actions more than their words, but on social media, you only see people's words.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1129arrow-down15
arrow-up1124arrow-down1message-squareIt's best to judge people by their actions more than their words, but on social media, you only see people's words.plus-squareVerbFlow@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square22fedilink
Boozilla@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoI want an AI TV that blocks all forms of advertising.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1275arrow-down115
arrow-up1260arrow-down1message-squareI want an AI TV that blocks all forms of advertising.plus-squareBoozilla@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square66fedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-26 days agoNon-language-using animals must think humans are the worst songbirds ever.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down14
arrow-up1124arrow-down1message-squareNon-language-using animals must think humans are the worst songbirds ever.plus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-26 days agomessage-square14fedilink
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 7 days agoWhy does your nose only itch when both hands are full?message-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down118
arrow-up1107arrow-down1message-squareWhy does your nose only itch when both hands are full?Kintarian@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square12fedilink
paraphrand@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days ago"Shut Down" is redundant.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down119
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-square"Shut Down" is redundant.plus-squareparaphrand@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square21fedilink
dch82@lemmy.zip · 7 days agoThere is an alternate universe where there is a fruit that has the flavour of an apple and the texture of a bananamessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down126
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareThere is an alternate universe where there is a fruit that has the flavour of an apple and the texture of a bananadch82@lemmy.zip · 7 days agomessage-square18fedilink
CelloMike@startrek.website · 9 days agoIt's called a wedding ring, but surely it should be called a marriage ringplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down115
arrow-up181arrow-down1message-squareIt's called a wedding ring, but surely it should be called a marriage ringplus-squareCelloMike@startrek.website · 9 days agomessage-square34fedilink
Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 days agoAny observation can be turned into an interesting question.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down19
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-squareAny observation can be turned into an interesting question.plus-squareInterstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 days agomessage-square12fedilink
JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee · 10 days agoLLM's are just as revolutionary as Automated Assembly Lines were.message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down150
arrow-up1-38arrow-down1message-squareLLM's are just as revolutionary as Automated Assembly Lines were.JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee · 10 days agomessage-square10fedilink
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 10 days agoThere is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel.message-squaremessage-square135fedilinkarrow-up1534arrow-down117
arrow-up1517arrow-down1message-squareThere is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel.Kintarian@lemmy.world · 10 days agomessage-square135fedilink
Subnet64@lemmy.world · 11 days agorandom that after watching too many crime showsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down113
arrow-up1-5arrow-down1message-squarerandom that after watching too many crime showsplus-squareSubnet64@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square6fedilink
