You guys have one chord and think you can record an album.

You know who else would make a fine leader for these great united states?

Like the emoluments clause matters any more. He can just collect his salary after he leaves office, as a treat.

“I’m giving 10 people one million dollars if the can pass House Appropriations Bill 5031.662.7H!”

I’ve started signing them all up for each other’s mailing lists.

If we clone harambe, will things get better?

I feel you strongly misunderstand the financial position of a lot of americans. They buy what they can afford, and would love a cheap new option in the market.

Pastafarianism is not only real, you can demand to wear your colander in a driver photo as an expression of your beliefs.

Aptly put.

I agree the headline isn’t accurate to NASA’s statements, but I also feel everyone is weighing whether there is something we don’t know.

The only thing both parties agree on is that rank or star voting is bad for them.

I have a laptop where half the keyboard doesn’t work and the mouse gave out, but my full paid Acrobat works, so I keep it.

We don’t eliminate uncontacted groups any more because we’ve contacted everyone we want stuff from, and it didn’t work out well for them. Lower technology groups in the 1800’s submitted or were killed off. In a finite universe, any competition could one day try to take you out, so you take them out.

I don’t believe anyone can fathom another alien race, much less assign them ethical rules about interfering with other species. And apes are slowly being driven out of their habitat as we continue to expand.

The Dark Forest theory is a great answer to this paradox. Anyone more advanced has a rational choice to exterminate all competition. We haven’t found any other advanced life because it hasn’t shown up and killed us yet.

At my company management pay is a fraction of the hourly cost of employees for standard time and materials work.

10.0.2 fixed coveting of cattle to match other items in coveting domain

Did he just watch Dune 2? I feel like he might have just watched Dune 2.

We can add 3 statements like the first Jewish commandment.

Everyone who clamors for war has never experienced one. We’ve had peace for so long they don’t know what war means.

I pay my electricians $50 and almost never make them stand next to anything on fire.