Good thing you didn’t sleep for 29,228 hours. That would be excessive.
Good thing you didn’t sleep for 29,228 hours. That would be excessive.
People clipping their nails at their desk.
I think you DID mean to put the damn onions on m’steak!
The toes are the powerhouse of the foot
Aka C&D (it’s trick question)
At least he’s using protection /s
My hands are full of penis, and I’m already in heaven.
Finally some good fucking memes
It’s actually just filled with aluminum foil for you to crunch on
I had a stroke because I read masturbate in that font 😏
No, I traded it for a microphone.