Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agoChoose wisely!i.imgur.comimagemessage-square428fedilinkarrow-up1989arrow-down139file-text
arrow-up1950arrow-down1imageChoose wisely!i.imgur.comWolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square428fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-28 months ago steal corpse of Albert Einstein hook it up to exoskeleton make it run E=mc2 miles per hour take the pill Problem?
minus-squareRojoSanIchiban@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months ago make it run E=mc2 miles per hour You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic. Also, you failed high school physics. /sorry
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoOr they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like “probability of fission” and “blast radius”.
minus-squareBananaPeal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoPretty sure that was intended as troll physics.
minus-squarekase@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoThis doubles as a sick burn if it wasn’t intended as troll physics
minus-squareIlliterate Domine@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoYou’ve got it all backwards. Einstein’s corpse is now energy and fast AF.
Problem?
You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic.
Also, you failed high school physics.
/sorry
Or they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like “probability of fission” and “blast radius”.
Pretty sure that was intended as troll physics.
This doubles as a sick burn if it wasn’t intended as troll physics
You’ve got it all backwards. Einstein’s corpse is now energy and fast AF.