• CluckN@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    That reminds me of elephants that realized they could block sugar cane trucks on the road and started stealing from them.

  • SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social
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    19 hours ago

    Love it!

    Gotta point out that, though, that most primates don’t eat a lot of bananas. The species that really seems to love bananas is homo sapiens. I worked at a grocery store for several years, and saw the sales numbers. Bananas are the biggest seller, and it’s not even close. They outsell whole categories of other products.

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      14 hours ago

      Wait, but doesn’t Max only have 4 fingers (ot 8)? Wtf is he jumping to 6

      Danged hyperkinetic rabbity thing

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    19 hours ago

    NOW LISTEN UP! Do exactly what I say and I won’t throw my poop at you!

    Shhhhure, what would you have us do?

    Lemme hear you say 
    “This shit is bananas” 
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S 
    “This shit is bananas” 
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S

    Again! 
    “This shit is bananas” 
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S 
    “This shit is bananas” 
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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    16 hours ago

    I went to a national park and they had bison. I had the very awkward conversation about why bison are protected now, with my young children.

    Humans are awful

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      14 hours ago

      The humans that worked hard to get them protected and to make a significant comeback seem alright.

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        13 hours ago

        Fair, but the restoration is a pittance compared to what the herds used to be like. Granted, I wouldn’t want to step out of my house and be trampled by a bison because there were so many of them, but still, it was a tremendous upset to a natural system, and systematic genocide to boot. Nothing much to like about how it all happened.

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          I read an interesting hypothesis a few months ago that the vast herds of bison were actually due to indigenous Americans being killed off by disease due to European settlers. They were no longer managing the land, so the grasses took over and the bison population exploded.

          Obviously, there were still far more bison than there are today, but possibly not the massive herds of thousands that colonists reported seeing on their way west.