if boeing jokes are boring, then airbus jokes will be aiebus?

if your god exists and is all-powerful, why have they allowed other religions to flourish?

i guess that position makes all amendments null and void then? including the 2nd to the US constitution?

i don’t understand why one would even broadcast such a find. just keep the cash and keep mum.

what have they replaced the X button on their controllers with, then?

“you know all those hundreds of war crimes you’ve committed? yeah, this one may be one more.”

is this not just a manifestation of the law of large numbers?

yep. what’s on second.

i’m surprised he wasn’t cast in Rock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.

daylight come an’ he wan’ go home.

we haven’t even had 464 days since october 7th!

I’m a mirror. if you’re nice to me, I’m nice to you. if not, well…

yeah, it looks like there’s just bed room.

and thus they appear to have “won”.

and? so what? getting the last word in isn’t everything.

did the site allow ranking of politicians or billionaires?

looks like it’s easy for their politicians to choose between Victor or Ban?

“It looks like users are prominently presented the option to disable Recall” at this point in time.

ftfy, my friend.

the whole point of I, Robot was to show the flaws in the three laws and how they aren’t watertight.

take the story of the robot who declared hinself a prophet on the Mars station and locked up the humans. or the one about mind-reading robot that started lying because of Rule 1. both highlight how that particular permutation of rules doesn’t always do what it says on the wrapper.

im talking of the book of short stories, of course. not the travesty of a movie starring will smith.

i am ashamed to say that i have driven when drunk. this was over a decade ago and i don’t remember the 13km trip taken late at night.

i am thankful that the car was found intact on inspection the next morning and i hadn’t hit anybody.

but that was the last time i drove drunk. i was a prize idiot to do so–as is anyone else who does so.

you’re comparing apples to oranges here. it has nothing to do with their generations per se.

the 6p had fantastic speakers; perhaps the best non-gaming phone speakers in all of phone history. only the pixel 2 series matched it for loudness and quality.

samsung’s galaxy series really skimps on that front because they want to give you an excuse to buy their otherwise wholly unnecessary earbuds. they’ve a 2cm grill at the bottom of the phone coupled with a tinny earpiece. of course the sound from them is shit.