I’m 33, what does serving mean in this context?

Thank you for your kind message, stranger. I’m hoping the passage of time will make it easier for me to let myself think happy thoughts again.

I wish that was all it took 😞

If I pray real hard will Duke Energy turn my fucking power back on?

This doesn’t seem like the work of demons to me. Seems pretty on brand for your christian god, though.

I don’t think you could tell him. At least not in a way he’s actually capable of understanding.

He uses warming to hinder cooling.

Both, both, both 😏

It’s pretty good at making Satanists too.

I never know what anyone is talking about.

David Schwimmer doing an Ed Gein with Matthew Perrys actual face.

Wash your ass better.

Do you not wash your ass?

Imagine being so vindictive that you have to invent reasons to continue being vindictive.

They look like fancy pencils.

Catnip doesn’t get cats high, it gets them horny. Anyway, that’s cat grass, not catnip.

My wife and I each have our own cars, but they’re both in her name so she can drive whatever the fuck she wants.

Macer Glaber, at your service.

You are my fire.

Every day is a school day!