You must either watch 1995 hit anime Neon Genesis Evangelion, or live the rest of your life not understanding this joke. I’m sorry, those are your only options.
Ionic if there is one specific angle from which the pillar is supposed to be seen, Doric if it’s supposed to look good from all angles. Tuscan is too minimalist, and Corinthian feels try-hard.
Have I heard of it? I’m a lot more familiar with it than that.