I hate myself for crushing on him so hard
I hate myself for crushing on him so hard
Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink
Sounds kinda painful
Are you saying I could be gaming, reading, posting all day and hooking up in the showers at night, all for free?
Not if you’re gay
During a super strong part of my older-bro fetish, I met a guy who played along without breaking character…. until he asked “is this getting weird?”
I saved the day and said “not as long as dad doesn’t hear us fucking.” Ahh. As get *good as it gets.
On the one hand you somehow figured out my irl name
On the other hand it’s not a dream without some dick. Cum. Show off. In any order you like, Hornbag
It’s wild. I got here by way of your awesome pic but dreamed last night that Martin Luther King, Jr. said “we must judge communities based on the content of their characters and not by the prejudices we have against their instances”.
In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.
Also acceptable.