Teachers can make this backfire by teaching kids about how Jesus said, among other things:

• Rich people don’t go to heaven
• Jesus’s answer to religious people not wanting to see things was for the people complaining to pluck out their eyes.
• How Jesus told his followers to sell their shit and give it to the poor.

All things republicans hate because it goes against their ideals. Also they can talk about how in Acts it says Christians lived communally or just read James 5:1-6 verbatim.

But I guarantee the schools will force their teachers only to read parts of the bible that the state demand, because it’s not about Christianity, it’s about using religion to control people.

That is true

Curious what sins mice do.

OK so I have questions about this cartoon. I get Hulk, Mr Incredible and Goku, but why Mighty Mouse?

yeah but your family seems to make your problems our problems so we wanna know just how fucked we are.

Truly a horrific fate.

Listen, if I had a kid who turned punk I’d be glad because as subcultures go punk is pretty based.

Oh they understand people fuck, and the people who want to ban abortion and contraception want people to have kids they didn’t want for various reasons.

It was Priti iirc. Kemi is the one who wants to genocide transgender people.

As is being homeless. Basically you buy a house or rent and if you can’t afford that, you’re expected to die.

You can tell this was made by a Dog owner because the parts of cat’s brain are:

• Food
• Sleep
• CHAOS
• I N S P E C T
• Protect Territory

If you eat a battered macaroni pie in a roll and down it with Irn Bru, Highland Cathedral will start playing out of nowhere.

State fair’s only around for one time a year, my local chippy is open all year around.

I live in Scotland, our chip shops do deep fried battered pizza. Get on our levels.

Riot priest is a baddass name for something I would hate in practice.

I mean if you’re going to force people to watch your ads, literally replaying it if they look away, then some sick cunt with money to burn is going to be like “I can use this to force people to watch my sick shit”.

Here’s how this is going to happen:

1. Someone rolls out this technology, everyone of course, fucking hates it, especially since a lot of people have Youtube videos on for background noise.
2. Someone else uses this tech for shock value, perhaps a company putting something horrific that people can’t look away from as a misguided way to get the ad in people’s heads.
3. These incidents lead to either the US, EU or China getting up in arms and banning the tech.

For example, some home-schooled children in Idaho or Arkansas, by parents made crazy by limbaugh and murdoch, then breitbart and infowars.

Yes, yes there are. I have met them.

You joke but today Curries are one of the most popular takeaway options in the UK. Only took us til after decolonisation.

I say this a lot but get Firefox.