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Bad Dragon…
Please, I have exactly two brain cells to rub together and I can’t have either of them to getting distracted.
Bad Dragon…
New CAPCHA just dropped.
Thank you.
Original article is overwhelmingly whimsical and lacks hyperlinks for far too much of the body.
My mum
Well she’d know how my transition is going.
My employer
Doesn’t seem professional for my employer to be looking at such things. Shame on them.
My kids
I don’t have kids but if they were underage then that’s a mail-ordered crate of ACME-brand Yikes bad ideas.
(I want to be clear that, even if I am a Dingus, I’m only one who is shitposting.)
Sounds like we just need a Share Your Nudes Week to help destigmatize a very ordinary part of modern life.
I do not get how people get blackmailed with their own nudes.
Like, who gives a shit? I see myself naked all the time. And now you have as well, blackmailer, so if anything I should be getting money from you.
USB-A walked so USB-C could fly.
It sounds like he cocked it before raising it, his thumb slipped off the hammer at the end of the action, and then —with his finger in the guard— he reflexively tightened his grip and discharged it.
Same thing can happen with semi-automatic pistols when you hit the slide release and all the weight slams forward: you accidentally pull the trigger to keep your grip, and then it discharges.
NSFL isn’t as common as NSFW but it’s still an established acronym.
I’ll never be happy to see any piece of humanity’s history damaged or destroyed.
Not to worry, there’s still more than enough Great Wall of China to go around.
[I awaken as a shadow of my former self, a figment of the late-night scroller you met so long ago. I return to you now, humbled and broken by time and nature, and in my defeat I must profess that In my state I find myself unfit to take up the weight of the banner which I swore to bear.]
Yes, the very same Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist of an unconscious woman behind a dumpster, who only served three months.
I dislike you 16-year old boy, Sycamore Gap Feller.
I dislike you as I dislike Brock Turner, Convicted Rapist.
For a moment I thought this was about something happening in DayZ
No, yeah, that checks out. Police Stations are a hot spot for loot.
For anyone else who works in these sorts of environments don’t be afraid to buy an aggressive hair net or bandana. If your hair gets entangled you’ll be lucky if a scalping is the most of your injuries.
Part of it is because you still need a gig to keep the retirement funds rolling. You don’t want to live it out on pea soup and bread.
Part of it is because after a certain point every bit of your body, from your bones to your brains, is only available on a Use It or Lose It basis with no warranty for service blackouts.
And part of it is because, and l guess this is due to the collapse of the extended-family model, lots of people don’t have anyone or thing to go home to; they’re divorced or widowed, kids have moved out, and their social network has literally died out.
Towards the end of his life my father only had ONE surviving peer from grade school. Imagine how it is to call your only surviving friend on a regular basis and to wonder, each time, if today’s the day you learn you’ve already heard their voice for the last time.
Paint.net is nice because it has plugin support.
Firefox; load the page and then view it in Reader Mode.
When forced to interact with them, do you give more respect to flies or wasps?
Buying shit tier stuff is gonna give your a shit tier experience. Have more discretion in your shopping, which could mean holding out for quite awhile, and you’ll eventually find a USB-C option.