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I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.
I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.
When your living room is your bedroom and kitchen because you can only afford one room
“Ay girl, can I call you potato salad? Cause you look cold and unappetizing.”
Ransomware of the future - endless nerve pain until you pay up fucko.
Intense burning and stabbing from every single nerve at the press of a key.
🎶 On the toilet bowl, make it full, from my ass hole 🎶
I can’t stop reading embassy as embussy. Send help.
The polygons aren’t even remotely similar
Looks like someone loaded the first level of Half-Life 2 in GMod.
“Let me play among the… uh… holes punched in the ceiling.”
“I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass” rule
Cook it and you’ll get a fucky dish.
Some do, but many women do as well. Living alone can suck for both 👍
Nut Nightly November.
How will he get over olive his disappointment?
Yeah, and I’m sure the person forced to clean it won’t get any extra pay from that fine. Essential, yet treated like fucking garbage.
“How can she slap?!”
Him brain not do so good.
Those boxes that only contain 1/2 of a motorcycle mirror or handle- do we say they contain motorcycle?