Dogs famously love scuba diving. It’ll be fine.

Just switch to TV ogre. It’s twice as fast as books.

Fun fact: Peugeot (the car company) invented the pepper mill in 1842.

Perhaps the issue isn’t your content but your tone, pal.

That’s all of them

Eh, I’d argue the recent Conan episode is pretty insane and hilarious. Much more so than Khaled.

Mac is powered by Unix under the hood and uptimes are generally in the months for me personally. Much stability.

PETA sucks, but let’s not imply house cats can’t survive outside. They are excellent at it and devastating for local animals because they are so great at living outdoors and killing.

We shouldn’t let house cats outside. Partly for their own benefit, but also definitely for the local fauna’s benefit.

Chess master DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC!!!

Is that one of those lolcats the kids are into?

Skating’ snail is my spirit animal.

That’s a real sign at the park. It’s fantastic.

You are worth keeping alive as long as you generate enough value for the machine.

In their statement, Lockbit 3.0 issued a stark ultimatum: the Federal Reserve has 48 hours to hire a new negotiator and dismiss the current one, whom the attackers disparagingly referred to as a “clinical idiot” for valuing American banking secrecy at $50,000. The ransomware group is known for its aggressive negotiation tactics, often demanding exorbitant sums to prevent the release of stolen data.

Awesome. Definitely logical and not at all intended to enhance suffering.

Other articles that Israel has denied include “dates, sleeping bags, medicines to treat cancer, water purification tablets and maternity kits”, according to the report. Dates could be a lifeline to a starving a population, but they were blocked from entering Gaza because, sources told CNN, the seeds made dates look suspicious in X-ray inspection images. Sleeping bags were denied “because they were the color green”, a humanitarian official told CNN, “and green means military and according to the 2008 list, military is dual use”. What began as a deliberate policy to bring Gaza’s economy grinding to a standstill is now being used to bring its civilian population to its knees.

I don’t know why we have to use Twitter as a source. It fucking sucks.

https://appleinsider.com/articles/24/06/24/whistleblower-claims-to-have-nearly-died-because-of-illegal-chemical-exposure-from-apple

Just a little off the top

I mean, they weren’t truly toilet paper rolls, just similar shape, size, and material. These were waxed on the inside to prevent them from dissolving once you put ice cream in them.

Goh Tu Bedd

Looks like gramps is doing some Womb Raiding