Oh this is easy to prove. See life is disapointing. If it were all made up by my brain I’d have all the sex and never be rejected and the bank account would have a lot more zeros in it printed in black.

Also I have no impuse control, theres not a reality where my brain would invent pizza and not let me eat it 24/7.

So plastic is made from oil, right? And oil is made from Dinosaurs. So we’re just surrounded by Dinosaurs. Even micro-Dino’s.

Is this their revenge?

Bollocks.

Thank you!

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They are everywhere. I’m a microplastic and think its too much.

I can’t live, if living is without you - I absolutely hate this song. One of the worst sentiments ever.

Hello Metal Detectors perhaps you can help me: I’m into all sorts of music and I’ve listened to modern day metal.

What confuses me is that Led Zeppelin has also been described as Metal and Heavy Metal. I listened to Led Zeppelin 4 and it has accoustic folk songs on it.

So I guess my question is when did todays metal start to sound like metal? Is there any connective tissue with Metal in the late '60s / early '70s and now?

This too, is a conspiracy…

I am 40 and ready to die.

So its half accurate.

From The White Cell

Maybe I’M a serial killer… of breakfast cereals that is!

My 5 from the '90s was:

The Pixies Pavement Radiohead Elliot Smith Smashing Pumpkins

Its a screenshot. On my phone its done by holding the powerbutton and volume down button together.

Well let me put it another way. Lets say your favourite meal is Steak. I don’t know what it really is, it should automatically be Pizza, but for the purposes of this metaphor, its Steak.

Imagine the only meal you will have for the rest of your life is steak. It will not be possible the enjoy that. We need variety, even if we crave for specifics. And what Lemmy currently lacks is variety. Not variety in memes its currently aceing that. But… sometimes I want Pizza not a can if beans.

*written while hungry.

My biggest concern is that Memes are the most prevalent content in Lemmy. Its like I’m back on 9gag in the mid-2000s.

I wore a ‘weird fish’ T-shirt and was not a fish. I was not a weird fish, or a normal fish, or just a fish. I was just a liar. Please forgive me.

Your honor I argue that the defendant was not alone on the night in question! That there was a large group there! And that is why they must be charged with… A MURDER!

(Sorry)

Well I have a hairy back and no one cares 😥