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Fuck!

I’m shocked that no one has said Essential Oils yet.

I have an entire playlist that’s just covers of Toxic. It’s too good of a song.

Try the versions by Solence and Calvin Arsenia.

What do you mean move? This series has been action based since DA2

Thank you! People forget that this hasn’t been a tactical series since the first game. It’s like people complaining that Zelda BOTW wasn’t a top down 2D puzzler.

I think people forgot how much flack DA2 got over not being a Tactical game like DA:O.

If you’ve only played the most tactical of all of the Dragon Age games and not the Action based variations that are literally the other 2 games, please stop talking

Don’t listen to the whiners. There are 3 games in the Dragon Age series and only one of them can be considered a “Tactical” game. Hell, I remember all of the fallout and whining from fans when Dragon Age 2 became more of an arcade hack and slash. And then Inquisition was just a combo of the two styles that leaned towards Action over Tactics.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if we would just chuck woodchucks?

An artillerist can just be a chef making food golems.

Embrace the flavor. And by flavor, I mean change the theme of your character without changing the mechanics.

Is that a dagger or an incredibly sharp sushi knife? Is that a longsword or a butcher’s cleaver?

I personally have made this character as an artificer but you could do it as a rogue. A highly skilled chef who knows exactly how to cut (sneak attack). As an adventurer, you seek out new flavors and styles of cooking and aren’t affraid to try some dragon steaks, with harpy eggs, with a side of black ooze gelato.

Also there is a single feat that really helps push it.

Everyone should be an artist. It doesn’t have to be professionally but everyone should be creating something.

The American Dream and other unattainable goals?

We need to replace all of the Nintendo assets with meme versions similar to Sanic. This way, Nintendo can’t force them down and we get to make fun of them.

I say we make Plumber Guy and Princess Bleach of the Toilet Kingdom.

Because 1 Drakon is 1000 Cubic 100tholians, which takes 1000 Vornies to raise 100 degrees on the Flugar scale to boiling point.

Metric is very scientific, but it was made through arbitrary means. They chose to make it easier than imperial by using divisions of 10. But it’s all based on a single measurement that they made up through arbitrary means.

“We have this length called a meter. How do we define it? Let’s use it to measue something in nature and then use that measurement to define it.”

Can we get this dropped on the switch? It’s the only way I can convince my wfe to play.

I love Harry Potter despite the fact that it’s creator is a bigoted narcissist.

I love the Beatles’ music despite the fact that John Lennon was a horrible person who beat his family.

Learn the phrase “death of the author” my dude.

I love D3 and i can play it on my switch with my wife. It will never die for us.

Ghost themed DLC - Frights in Tight Spaces.

Plague themed DLC - Blights in Tight Spaces

Vampire themed DLC - Bites in Tight Spaces

Divinity themed DLC - Smites in Tight Spaces

Sewer themed DLC - Shite in Tight Spaces

Plasic Surgery DLC - Cellulite in Tight Psaces

Extraterrestrial thespian themed DLC - Space Tights in Tight Spaces

A likely story. How much did they pay you for this “ad”?

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