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9 months agoKinda ironic that Amazon.com is killing its namesake through its carbon footprint
Kinda ironic that Amazon.com is killing its namesake through its carbon footprint
What? I thought airplane mode was so that you can fly the plane and give the pilots a break.
I’ve been holding my phone perfectly still in coach the entire time. Why didn’t anyone tell me?
If these smart washers are so damn smart, how come my shirts still have pit stains?
Do Pokemon ever get so obese and lethargic that they don’t even vocalize their full names, anymore?
I bet this fat MFer just says “Pi” all the time
Great, now I have this mental image of packs of Floridamen roving up & down Daytona Beach - harassing tourists and combing the sand for meth
They all had engaging soundbites, yes they did!