My girlfriends ass?
My girlfriends ass?
Isn‘t the Planet called Urectum now, to prevent childish jokes?
Taking karate lessons
Didn’t know that Kevin Hart also plays football! What a talented guy!
Where you don’t wanna wake up; Everything is fcked, everybody sucks; You don’t really know why, but you wanna justify rippin someone‘s head off; No human contact, and if you interact Your life is on contract! Your best bet is to stay away, motherfcker! It’s just one of those days!
Reminds me of that old southpark episode where Randy gets ball-cancer
If you want my chicken and you think it’s crispy, cmon baby let me know!
How about MEGASECONDS ?
If they don’t want you to flush paper down the toilet… why do they provide you with so much on the walls?
Where can i get one? For research purposes of course…
Dinkelberg!
Step 1: cut off a limb Step 2: cry in pain for 9,5 hours Step 3: take pill #6
Sorry to tell you that, but I think your dog has autism
Even with a password Manager it happens to me. But only on twitter. Elon f*cked even the login process!
I have only one question: can I join? I‘ll bring my own shovel!
„1% of people hoarding 99% of wealth in the world, and most of them have the same skin color and religion like me? It has to be the fault of people with a different skin color and/or religion that I’m not getting richer!“
„Shmizzelty shmans, you’re pooping your pants!“
But I have no toilet paper next to my bed and my name is not Amber!
https://youtu.be/6w3EbmeD9UY?si=QyS4kw_WH8yzszYx