I mean, he is wrong about there not being things in place to protect prisoners, but he’s not wrong that it’s still dangerous and the conditions aren’t great. Guards have killed inmates before with no real consequences.

If only. If only self scan was the only way this came up in my life I would be so much happier.

God, this photo. It always makes me think someone attached the wrong size face.

I’ll offer another potential reason why this poor guy is shaved; if he’s got a condition that needs a topical cream or medicated shampoo or similar, then this guarantees the stuff gets right to the skin, where it’s needed. His skin looks fine, but you never can tell with fleas. * tiny rimshot *

She is, without a doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.

Yes, that is the point, Tesla.

Well, I’ve never particularly cared for sports, either, so this improved my opinion of exactly nobody.

Thank you for indirectly leading me to discover the book title “The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England”. Even if I never work my way to finding out anything further about this corner of literature, that title certainly tickled me.

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