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Cake day: June 17th, 2023

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  • Never see anyone mention it so I’ll go with Hyperblade!

    Futuristic combat skating game that was played in stadiums akin to the inside of a rugby/american football so you had high sides for doing tricks, goals at each end and hazards in the middle.

    Hazards I hear you ask? Why yes! Spinning gates with blades on them to hurt your opponents and various other objects caused a small amount of bodily harm and bleeding. This led to a viable strategy of simply killing the opposing team.

    Bonus points if you decapitated them too - literally. You could use opposing players heads to score more goals. Hilarious and probably not suitable for an early teens kid but I think I mostly turned out ok.




  • Not great. Perpetually exhausted (~4 years, onset), GP just gaslights me into thinking I’m fine.

    My friends have all but abandoned me since the pandemic.

    I have no job and due to the aforementioned fatigue struggle to find a route back to employment.

    On the plus side my cat loves me. Probably something to doo with tuna.

    Overall I think I win.






















  • Alcohol poisoning - drank too much the night before and can’t face the day. They’ll catch up later!

    If you must have them with the party you could run them in a supportive role and simply buff the party where possible (bless, guidance) and keep them off the front lines.

    If the players trust each other enough you could have one of them run the character in a similar way to lighten your load.

    Beyond that others have suggested good ideas: shopping, a job from their holy order, helping someone in town are always classics.

    You could perhaps have the guard arrest them for something and have a jail break as well 🤣