The average person has one boob and one testicle.
The average person has one boob and one testicle.
It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.
Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.
Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?
I mean, you kinda were.
I just use the printer at work.
Will the golden crane fly again?
Maybe he shouldn’t have spent so much money on avocado toast and fancy covfefe.
It’s what I imagine goblin cum tastes like. Fucking vile.
Demolition edition? I’ma need SIX seashells for this.
Setting VPN to Poland works.
It’s incredibly difficult to find anything at Target, especially gender-neutral hygiene products since they hard-segregated hygiene into men’s and women’s. Just give me regular ass bar soap.
My partner was looking for coffee and looked all over the tea section and nope, naturally coffee belongs next to the liquor and red vines.
I hate going to Target, but I still take it over Walmart. At least I don’t feel dirty shopping at Target.
Power Wash Simulator haha. Twas a silly game.
A lot of people say that, but it does fuck all for my hands and face, and I’m still breathing in cold ass air.
I have heat retention issues, not heat rejection issues.
Perhaps the grossest feeling I’ve ever experienced was while I was stationed near Chicago during the winter and my nose hairs were freezing inside my nose, all while bundled up in as many layers as possible.
Fuck the cold; I’d rather be in the heat.
That being said, extreme heat is still miserable.
Only 6 fingers this time.
I’d you’re in the US you can use zip code.
I mean, do they even enforce this? I flew spirit once, had a backpack and a messenger bag, and just boarded and flew. I mean, how could they possibly enforce this?
*you’re