Cause they’re a firbolg

You should try some Uniball Jetstreams

Nah, Oreos are still a name brand, not a generic. Like cheese nips vs cheez its

Maybe they need the brains of their patients to have fewer wrinkles and have been playing 5D chess this whole time to ensure that happens

Mush room for improvement?

A poor analogy, as it’s the same as saying that I should expect a cow to grow mold because a steak will get moldly over time. That said, the conditions that allow many mushroom-bearing fungi to flourish are also ideal for mold growth, so it’s not impossible to see mold on mushrooms. I’ve had to throw out my fair share of monotubs due to the growth of green mold

I think it depends. I have three snakes, and I feel that combined they’re less work than a single cat or dog. They’re all in bioactive enclosures with an automatic misting system, so other than changing out the water, care just involves feeding them once a week to once every other week, reading the temps and humidity whenever I walk into the room, and occasionally handling the to inspect for potential issues

It goes great with ttoekbokki, too!