They say they want a meritocracy, but these nazis are white privilege at it’s finest thriving in an Idiocracy.
Why Elon Musk should go to jail:
By send Ukrainians to the front…
Do you mean that the Ukrainian people are getting assaulted, kidnapped, raped, and murdered en masse while they defend their homeland from a unlawful invasion?
Some people never graduated history class or have a basic fundamental understanding of liberty and it shows.
Move this to shitposting where it belongs. Until then my only regret is that I only have 1 downvote to give.
Was the camera system password Damascus?
These pearl clutching realtors need to calm down and realize, it’s not like Zohran’s a Republican Governor or AG.
He won’t try and put the ten commandments in schools, or wait I’m sorry I meant play prayer songs because he understands the separation of church and state.
However I expect the full support of the GOP to defend his right to put a Koran in every school right next to the 10 commandments.
Oh no, if this administration isn’t careful they’re going to get another sternly worded email.
This will come in handy when he’s arrested and we use his wealth to cure poverty, homelessness, and hunger around the globe.
What’s worth more to our species survival?
One ketamine addicted pants wetting Botox infused South African Nazi with a fragile ego…
Or…
The entire world going to sleep with a roof over their head, a full stomach, and a chance at a better life.
Take as long as you need.
The worst October in 22 years so far.
We’ve got three more Octobers of this nightmare left.
Something tells me the Tariff Toddler isn’t going to bump his head and magically understand the inner workings of capitalism and free trade.
This just in, in the next 12 months everyone reading this will get a letter from their phone carrier saying they’ve been involved in a data breach and all your PII was stolen and sold on the dark web.
Don’t worry they’ve included a free year of credit monitoring from a company they recommend.
Which is like going to the guy that just robbed your house and asking if he has any recommendations for a good furniture store.
Wait are four Republicans already tired of winning?
Pro Tip!
If you start a business and can’t follow basic fucking federal laws, you shouldn’t be allowed to work at a business. Federal laws help fund roads, education, utilities, and protect workers and the environment.
So which one of these do they not want to follow?
And how many gold jets will it take for them to get their way?
The places they are looking for exist, it’s just called another fucking country.
We’re the United (but separated into factions of slave towns and gulags) States of America.
Wait wait, I know this one!
He was deported to a sovereign nation and now there’s nothing we can do, it’s up to Mexico’s president.
Right?
Well she is in the top 461 female golfers in the world.
Why wouldn’t she get to play with checks notes the top 150 in the world?
Also I’m surprised Trump still calls in favors for her at all now that she’s turned 18.
Oh and one last thing, 
Robin Williams.
Any movie, any timeframe, any subject.
On today’s edition of spin a wheel and choose a random country to send this innocent fucking father to.
Remember every November, Republicans had no money to feed the poor and keep health care affordable. But they still have money to terrorize this guy with their hate boner.
Gotta keep that contingency fund saved for important priorities like golden ballrooms for fat orange child rapists, crashing the us beef market, private planes for dog killers, and building Qatari luxury jets and bases in Idaho.
America first? Oh and 
Truer words have never been spoken.
40 year old neck beards being Nazis?
Naw just boys being boys.
I also stopped buying HP for a nearly identical reason. My brand new printer was 1 day out of warranty, I had gotten it as a gift unboxed it, and it wouldn’t connect to Wi-Fi (had no hardware ports on it only WiFi).
Those fuckers told me I could either:
A. Subscribe to their ink subscription plan and they’d tell me how to fix it.
B. Pay $75 one time and they’d tell me how to fix it.
I threw that motherfucker in the trash that day and then bought a cheap Cannon (no brothers in stock) that still works over a decade later.
Fuck HP completely.
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