A measuring dick*
slow clap
Ah, I see you know your way around a calculator
And brutally honest is “I don’t like red carpet” while kicking your grandma?
I skip breakfast, but make up for it with double brunch
Oh no. They might actually make it onto the flag
That’s exactly like something a boomer would say!
Let’s get him!
/s
Next you’re going to tell me having the microwave on slows my WiFi down!
No need to kink shame
Ffs Now I’ve got this song in my head
Flat It sprays the mud of the doggo nicely
Which they know about anyway.
Oh you visited x shop. Did you visit x shop? Here’s 25p
Why you calling me out like that
Ah. Encryption back doors, and now passport database to find criminals.
It’s almost like our politicians saw China’s social credit score and thought it was a great idea…