That’s so punkmanteau

I had a laptop a while back with a fingerprint scanner that would work for one day, then stop working completely. I reinstalled the drivers, and it would work for a day and then stop again. I eventually gave up using the fingerprint scanner until I “upgraded” the laptop to Windows 11, and it worked again. No idea if it still works, since I rarely use that laptop now

You could either have the world’s worst luck, or you are genuinely cursed

Alternatively, you keep spilling coffee on your devices and going into a blind fit of cleaning rage that blocks out the memory of the original coffee spill

One of my friends apparently organized a hang out for all of us this weekend, two weeks ago, but I forgot about it and he got mad

That same friend asked me if I wanted to go to a concert at least twice in the couple of hours we were hanging out

Ok, MICHAEL, I see how it is!

Don’t kill the magic!

Lol I misunderstood what you meant, my bad

Yeah, Windows won’t show it unless you can get a Mac font on there, I guess

I think Windows’ is just a normal letter in a specific font, if I remember correctly!

124 Shell Lane, Fontana Georgia 
Michael Handly
000-01-0000

Thank. You  for .the. gracious. Offer. ! I.will.provide.my.banking.info.in.future....```

I’m a professional 😏

Got this post in my feed, on my android phone, and was very confused on why you would want to type a Google logo on your mac

Very quickly realized Google just made that character their logo as well lmao

I gotta learn how to levitate 40 feet off the ground on my photo walks, man

I also need to go on photo walks, man…

I don’t think I’m human, I think

This one worked pretty well…

I think he was trying to do the Warner Bros cartoon thing where a character’s head turns into a pan shape when hit by a pan…

Larson captured the zeitgeist of that toon trope, and the figures being arrested are well sized for the frame

I take the soft shell burgers and pan fry them until they’re nice and crispy

Unfortunately such is the ways of YouTube. The actual video is pretty interesting and the channel itself goes into a lot of math explaining why and how regarding the topics.

Also, as thumbnails go, this one isn’t really that bad

I always get surprised by how big they look because for some reason I keep thinking they’re small

Maybe it’s just the shock from seeing them in person and trying to figure out why my world is de-rendering

I have them paired to a few things, but only ever use them on my phone and laptop. That’s why I was so confused when it connected to my desktop, since it was last paired and actually used a long time ago.

I guess it’s a complicated issue for me, since they’re paired with more than 2 things but only ever connected to 2 things

I guess I might be evil but when I made APIs for my projects I do this, since I blindly accept the response then look at the JSON to see if it was accepted or not

Something like

if (body_has(JSON)) do_stuff_with(JSON) // including error handling if the response has an error else error_no_json()

I do this since I feel like JSON errors should be separate from HTTP errors

I have the Pixel Buds Pro and they kinda do that, but yeah not very well. I have them paired to my phone and my laptop, and sometimes randomly they’ll silently disconnect from my laptop and permanently pause whatever I was watching if my phone plays a notification. I can’t fix it until I disconnect from and reconnect to my laptop multiple times.

One time I was watching a video on my laptop and they randomly connected to my desktop! I hadn’t used them on my desktop in at least a year, until then!

All in all, they can flow seamlessly, but it’s 60/40 on if it works properly

At least the noise cancelling and passthrough are fun to mess with

The guy with the nose down his throat looks a lot less concerned about it than I would be

I mix ammonia with my raw bleach-milk to really make sure all the nasties are dead! And the plus side is that nobody else wants to drink it so there’s more for me