Honestly, I can get DOWN on some Stove Top.

I don’t deep fry, but I do brine it and cook it upside down so the breasts don’t dry out.

That’s exactly what I’m saying. Tell the masses we are losing so they get complacent and let us fuck them over even more.

How I do that?

Gotta leave it out overnight though so it gets a little stale.

I like it dense.

I sense your anger, Gordon Ramsay. Let the hate flow through your gravy. I’m a purist with poultry on Thanksgiving though.

RIP Foggy. That guy once took a slap shot so hard it went through the back of the net.

I’m ok with that. Take your dirty money and get the fuck out of my face, you rat shit.

Nice way to meet some trashy chicks. In all seriousness, the way these youngsters are dressed will one day date the hell out of those photos. They aren’t even dressed wild or anything, just very contemporary.

I swear this shit news is to pacify the Dems from pushing harder into the Epstein files and putting pressure on Trump.

Wrong

Republicans aren’t interested in mid-terms either apparently.

New community idea: “Is it Onion?” Where you post an article title and the community has to guess if it’s an Onion article or not.

MFW I don’t buy Nike shit anyway

They’ll be back.

Better returns when you play the insider trader market, so I see what you mean.

Potentially. I think she wants to be a Fox News anchor.

Mark Kelly: “You can launch thorough review of deez nuts.”

These days, every time I hear good news I think, “How am I being played on this?” There is always a catch, it’s fake, or it’s a bold-faced lie. There just isn’t good news anymore.