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Marge?
Marge?
End qualified immunity for cops, increase minimum training requirements, and institute federal licensing scheme to increase accountability, along with mandatory malpractice insurance coverage.
None of these standards are more strenuous than the ones I have to meet for my non-LEO job.
Listen to this guy/girl OP.
Your dentist will almost certainly recommend:
-Getting an electric toothbrush, READING THE INSTRUCTIONS, and using at least twice daily.
-Simultaneously, getting a water-pik or similar (they make travel ones too) and using it twice a day. (Tastier if you fill it with mouthwash).
Or shell out ~$10k or more (in the US) later for ignoring this advice, like I will in April, for gum restoration procedures.
Plus nobody will tell you you have eye-watering bad breath, but they will certainly hold it against you.
Just sent this to my daughter, she said she feels bad for his kids. I told her I feel worse after learning that he named them Sam and Ella.
It might spill if you snatch it
Ol’ Sourpuss looks like he lost his job at the urinalysis lab for sampling the wares
Can’t decide if Crimean Combat Seagulls or Kremlin Snuffbox should be the name of the screenplay (or my new band name)
A 200lb sack of bleached all-purpose flour with a four-dollar Flowbee haircut
Behold the Master Race™️
Mediocremind
Yikes! What a cringefest.
Wondering if your vocal control will outlast your other fine motor skills, and therefore have you considered just recording your yourself monologuing anecdotes, impressions, commentary, what have you? I’m reminded of folks’ oft-time lament that they did not record their loved one’s voices in an every day setting and being unable to recall exactly how they sounded after they are gone.
You gotta wade through a lot of bullshit on social media generally, even here in the fediverse which I’m sure we consider to be a cut above. But every once in a while, you strike gold in a post like this. This place is a better place and I am richer for you having posted. I wish you the best of luck here and in the beyond.
Just a couple of crazy cut-ups!
I’d posit that piano man is a pompous song by one of the most pompous pricks in pop music, who grows more pompous and self absorbed with every passing moment.
You are not wrong. In fact, it is arguably the most compelling show on TV period.
Whelp, I was leaning towards Whisky Dick as my new band name, but now I’m vacillating…
Ah yes, celebrating the turn o’ the century with cutting edge gameplay on state of the art equipment. The future was bright!
Uncanny.