Disney is bad at an awful lot of things. Why would they be good at Star Wars, of all things?

Then send it back to school an it’ll change back. Such a non issue…

That’s because you don’t have enough zigbee devices. They have to be everywhere so that they can mesh. Have you considered a zigbee carpet? It’s great to link rooms together and it can share data with the zigbee vacuum cleaner.

This guy needs to be kept away from mirrors for a while.

Knowing the US, there’s a restaurant somewhere with ten metre high lettering proudly proclaiming “Home of the world famous wineeoli!”

Those other people are happy because they ate their chicken instead of playing with it.

LaTeX is always free and works on many systems.

That was decades ago, though.

For a grey background, yellow text is usually preferred.

Most places will only know of strippers because of us movies, but are still plagued with politicians.

The power of modern propaganda is impressive and frightening.

What else can they do? Have you seen the price of houses lately?

So you’re saying there’s nothing that can be done?

Is brother Maynard still with the party? No? Shame.

Gold has some uses. Diamonds have a few industrial applications as well. Some other gems too in optics I think, but natural ones would probably be useless there.

So, would you rather fight one skyscraper sized child or sixteen thousand regular children?

Israël: hmmm…

Mamma Mia 8

I find it disturbing that they apparently expect that their 3 day operation will be ongoing two decades from now.

A horde of COBOLs run out screaming, wielding short swords and round shields.

That sounds like most people around me, regardless of age.