• Madison420@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    It’s it a gritty reboot where they murder olive while Popeye is out buying spinach and injecting it straight into his jugular because he collapsed the veins in his nutsack from overuse? Let’s say Bluto pulls him out of the gutter cleans him up and takes him to an actual gym to get ripped only to then go on a John wick-esk rampage murdering basically everyone they run into like John wick. “Is that a bad guy?” “I dunno, kill em all and let God keep the change!” As Popeye guns down people in a shopping center who happen to be in suits in the wrong area.

    Maybe that creepy hamburger fuck can do it because she never bought him a goddamn hamburger so he grills her ass and eats her while muttering that Tuesday finally came.