• Murdo Maclachlan@lemmy.world
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    Anonymous

    [Image of a feminine anime character with very pale red hair, pink eyes, blush under the eyes, and an open mouth.]

    >Install the Linix operating system

    >Suspicious black van is parked outside my apartment and doesn’t move

    >Black cashier at the grocer made weird hand gestures at me

    >Every second night at 8 PM a car will circle past my window and honk exactly 3 times

    >Every new month someone will leave a piece of litter in my mailbox

    >Start receiving silent calls from random numbers every time I do the laundry

    >Coworker talked to me about his dog in-person, next morning all youtube ads are about dog food and dog toys

    >Stopped by a burger stand one day on my way home, all my bookmarked blogs running google adsense start advertising McDonald’s exclusively

    >My hotmail account is suddenly flooded with spam mails about alien abductions


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