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minus-squareMr_Blott@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·8 days agoOne eye open, switch light on, pee. Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoSlight adjustment: No lights, vape screen is now flashlight.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up35·8 days agoPro move, don’t turn the light on, sit to pee
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·8 days agoSuper pro move: don’t turn the light on, piss all over.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·8 days agoHyper pro move: wear diaper to bed
minus-squaredouglasg14b@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·8 days agoUltra pro move: Master the art of echo location
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 days agoI do this. Occasionally fall asleep on the toilet. Whatever, mission accomplished.
minus-squareAbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 days agoDouble pro move: Get a warm color night light
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·8 days agoNo lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days agoMy bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It’s very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.
minus-squareMBM@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 days agoThe light in my bathroom is piss-yellow, which I guess also helps because blue light is bad.
One eye open, switch light on, pee.
Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
Slight adjustment: No lights, vape screen is now flashlight.
Pro move, don’t turn the light on, sit to pee
Super pro move: don’t turn the light on, piss all over.
Hyper pro move: wear diaper to bed
Ultra pro move: Master the art of echo location
I do this. Occasionally fall asleep on the toilet. Whatever, mission accomplished.
Double pro move: Get a warm color night light
No lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
aaand I fell into the toilet
My bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It’s very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.
The light in my bathroom is piss-yellow, which I guess also helps because blue light is bad.