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minus-squarepH3ra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up57arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoMy retirement plan is 10 grams of lead
minus-squareHexagon@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·10 months agoMy retirement plan is society collapsing on itself
minus-squareAdolfSchmitler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·10 months agoAhh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”
minus-squareChrisLicht@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months ago4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.
minus-squareColorcodedResistor@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoI call it pulling a Dieter Dengler , because when you tell people you plan to blow your brains out they get upset. My dignity won’t allow me to let someone else wipe my own ass.
My retirement plan is 10 grams of lead
Real (real)
My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself
Ahh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”
4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.
I call it pulling a Dieter Dengler , because when you tell people you plan to blow your brains out they get upset. My dignity won’t allow me to let someone else wipe my own ass.