SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Confidently Incorrect@lemmy.world · 1 year agoTop tier medical advice.feddit.ukimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down10
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minus-squaregonzo0815@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoOk I’m gonna stop grabbing cow manure with bleeding hands. Nothing is allowed anymore :(
minus-squareSamirCasino@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoNono, you’re fine doing that, just make sure you’re bleeding hard enough so that the manure can’t get in the bloodstream.
minus-squareQueen HawlSera@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoBest idea, just get rid of ALL the blood. Can’t have. Bloodborne disease if you have no blood.
minus-squarenightmareofahorse@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoBleeding is just weakness leaving the body
Ok I’m gonna stop grabbing cow manure with bleeding hands.
Nothing is allowed anymore :(
Nono, you’re fine doing that, just make sure you’re bleeding hard enough so that the manure can’t get in the bloodstream.
The fun police are everywhere
Stop cancelling me!
Best idea, just get rid of ALL the blood.
Can’t have. Bloodborne disease if you have no blood.
Bleeding is just weakness leaving the body