🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 10 months agoIt's just one of life's mysteriessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down111
arrow-up1237arrow-down1imageIt's just one of life's mysteriessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 10 months agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareFfaerieOxide@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·10 months ago Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival. Sure it’ll get you killed but like so many things which’ve evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months ago“Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!”
minus-squarethe_third@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoNo, no, that’s anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoIt’s my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I’ll be damned if I let some so-called ‘medical expert’ take that away from me!
minus-squarethe_third@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoOf course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8.
minus-squareFfaerieOxide@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·10 months ago Friend #3: “Do it; no balls!”
Sure it’ll get you killed but like so many things which’ve evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills.
“Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!”
No, no, that’s anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.
It’s my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I’ll be damned if I let some so-called ‘medical expert’ take that away from me!
Of course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8.
Damn, this got literal