I fucking hate how accurate this is
The infernal flame of Wonderland. Professional circus sideshow performer, fire witch, and collector of sharp things. Ask for my Instagram!
I fucking hate how accurate this is
His body odor is absolutely atrocious, according to everyone around him
Inhaling gasoline sounds like the fastest route to chemical pneumonia, among other nasty things. Signed, a professional fire eater.
Local pizzeria, but I live in NYC
It honestly costs the same when you factor in all the bullshit fees
Also a lot of areas in major cities don’t have large general shopping stores, like Target. It becomes an hour long trip and transfer while hauling whatever you’re buying.
Maybe Israel should pull itself up by its bootstraps and get a second job
We can only do so much. Our country does not care in the slightest about its people, only corporations and billionaires
Nothing in the spell says they don’t. By contrast, Wild Shape
Your game statistics are replaced by the statistics of the beast, but you retain your alignment, personality, and Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma scores.
Also, a pile of dust doesn’t have a stat block because it’s an object. It’s not even sentient. But if you really really want to play as a lifeless pile of dust, knock yourself out.
I see where JD Vance gets it from
I would argue that by this logic, your ability scores also fall to 0, killing you
Shrek 2, unironically
Also Sucker Punch and Tron Legacy
Oooh boy Streisand Effect here we go!
This reads like a Junji Ito story
Oh bless your heart
Is this another of those well coordinated lone actors? We seem to have a lot of those
I expect a ruling from SCOTUS that this somehow breaxhes corporation’s 1st amendment rights
Horns and a forked tongue
Can it wait however long it takes to see a specialist? Are you ready to pay $2k for a 15 minute ambulance trip?
If the answer is no, urgent care