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I still don’t get it. Is Pringles a nickname for a specific person?

that’s too hot

I agree with you. I’ve always heard it as jerryrigged.

Can someone explain the joke for me pls?

That is such a cute coat! If there was a Scottish fold version of that cat, I would think it would be the undisputed cutest cat ever.

I’m jealous of anyone that can nap. It seems so nice and recharging. You just lay down and sleep for a little, then wake up feeling better.

How do you know these in particular were named for that reason and not just because the founders liked the name for any other reason?

Yep, which allowed us to make great prank calls because people wouldn’t expect us to be calling them since they hadn’t given us their phone number. If someone had a popular name, like Miguel Rodriguez in Miami, you might have to make a few attempts to get the right one though.

Fun fact: Phone books are the reason there are some businesses called AAA. Businesses, such as locksmiths, plumbers, and other rarely used services, would name themselves AAA because it would make their listing first in the type/subject by alphabetical order.

If anyone gets pictures of me naked, let me know what you think 🫦

Fun fact: You could dial without even using the rotary. In a morse-code-like fashion, quickly click the hang-up knob the number you want with a pause in-between numbers. So if you were calling 558-9151 (remember 7 digit numbers‽), you’d do (c = click):

c-c-c-c-c

c-c-c-c-c

c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c

c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c

c

c-c-c-c-c

c

This is what I see when I’m dizzy. It happens cause my brains gets too busy. Standers-by ask, “He’s not going to vomit, is he?” But I got my balance in order like Ostariophysi: a frizzy fishy in the hizzy playing pachisi vs Aiperi Medet Kyzy.

He could go up there and do some Skrillex Scary Monsters & Nice Sprites or Eminem Godzilla. I’m certain everyone in 94 would be like, “Wtf was that‽”

dons aluminum foil hat

yeah, but what if Diddy was in on some international shit? he had tapes on all sorts of people. those tapes could be used as blackmail by foreign powers to manipulate politicians. check this 7:16 min interview of Gene Deal out.

doffs aluminum foil hat

but you’re right. they’re completely separate issues.

Alien 1: Why are there more hungry humans here points at Central America and more obese people here points at Texas? Is there a distribution obstacle?

Alien 2: Ah, good observation. No, they can get food anywhere very easily. There’s even an outpost on that ice part where they can’t even grow food. But, the humans drew a line here points at Mexico-USA border

Alien 1: Why don’t they just erase the line?

Alien 2: Because the people on the northside have better weapons and will kill any humans that try to move the line.

Alien 1: But they don’t need that much food. It’s actually hurting them. Are they willing to kill other humans just to hurt themselves with abundance?

Alien 2: Basically, yeah.

Alien 1: Wow. Someone needs to tell them about nuclear power so they could all have more than enough then.

Alien 2: Yeah, soooo, about that. They did figure it out, but made weapons out of it instead.

Alien 1: WTF. Won’t they kill themselves? Someone needs to tell them!

Alien 2: They already know! They even made a clock about it so that everyone can prepare for the end of their species when the time is near lol

I don’t know where I was going with this, but I guess I had to get it out. 🤷‍♂️

the dude really was bacon with that savory stripe across his face 🤤

yooooo, he gave Sean “Diddy” Combs the key to NYC less than a year ago. Diddy got arrested by the Feds earlier this month and denied bail twice. I wonder if they are connected somehow.

Primitive technology: A guy using primitive technology to survive in his own piece of jungle

I’ve always wanted to make a meal entirely from scratch in memory of our ancestors. That means either growing or catching it with tools that I made myself. I’d have to prepare and cook it from scratch too Everything as if I was living 50k years ago. Just haven’t found a tribe to do it with yet.

That governordefascist is scary af. The things he has done as governor is insane. I live in Florida and can’t stand the guy, but I hadn’t realized how much he has done and tried to do. If you’re interested, give it a look. Dude really is extreme.

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