Chainmail Hauberk - it’s fine until it’s hot. 16 decoy wallets - who needs money, buy more wallets. Tactical Glock - Lämp Pacifier, Blankie and Baby Toy - ??? A Rose - wholesome Santiago - Oh Ok The keys to heaven and hell - for janitorial duties I suppose The weight of knowledge - oh, I understand now. 300 loads of cement per hour - pave the earth 16 Pictures of ma - for the 16 wallets. Cyanide Pill - I wonder if this is also a decoy. Your heart - again, no idea.
As long as I have Santiago, all is well.
Meanwhile everyone in the Every Day Carry community just carry around fidget spinners, a shit covered wristwatch, and spaghetti.
If you’re not carrying cooked spaghetti in your pocket I don’t trust you.
That’s a lot of cement wheelbarrows to lug around.
But at least I can then repair all the potholes.
There’s two kinds of people: ones that know about Santiago and ones that don’t.
Where do you buy pants like that? I never gave enough pockets
Cement store
